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Alien infested ranch now for sale

Last week a rather unusual realty listing appeared last week for a very nice ranch home in southern Arizona with an included portal to another dimension. The five-bedroom, 9-acre property has a pool, horse barn, full gate, and alien attacks. John and Joyce Edmonds who purchased the property 20 years ago to run a horse rescue have been dealing with the alien menace since day one.

The aftermath of an alien fight, the body has disappeared but the
blood of the alien remained.
The previous owners had just disappeared, leaving all their furniture and belongings, and while they were moving in all of the furniture suddenly transported itself into the pool.a Since then the couple has been regularly dealing with the aliens, stopping them from kidnapping Mrs. Edmonds on multiple occasions. Once they even got her outside the house and was raising her into their ship with a beam of light when John ran out with an AK-47 and opened fire until she was dropped.

Usually John prefers to not use guns however, and instead chooses to use samurai swords he keeps around the property to kill an alleged dozen or so aliens, sustaining multiple injuries. He says that the bodies of the aliens disappear if you do not take the heads which he as never managed to do, but they do bleed. Even though she has not been kidnapped, Joyce does claim to have been sexually molested by the aliens while she was sleeping.

An injury sustained from a
fight with the aliens posted to
facebook.
The couple is moving to continue their horse rescue in maryland, where the horses will not be mutilated by the aliens as was a common occurrence. The home listing has about a dozen pictures of the property, but interestingly shows no images of the inside of the house and no close up shots, despite the steep $5 million price tag. The house was previously listed for $1 million but was recently on the tv show "Ghost Adventures" on the Travel Channel, raising up the price.

The realtor selling the property said "Obviously, it is going to take a unique person who has a true curiosity and interest in the property’s history," and that it requires a different strategy than a "traditional property" would.

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